

Your comment reminds me of this satirical article “Ortho Writes Perfect SOAP Note”. The meat of it
Kershaw’s flawless note reads as follows:
AF/VSS
AAOX3, NAD
RRR, CTAB, NWOB
S/NT/ND/NABS
LLE dsg C/D/I, DP 2+
34 yo M s/p L THA POD1
WBAT LLE
DVT ppx
PT/OT
D/W HMS
D/C SAR vs. HHPT
“The crazy part is that I think I can do better, way better,” joked Kershaw, soaked in champagne. “I can probably shave the note by another ninety percent. Gives me something to shoot for going forward, you know?”

Most individual cops I’ve met have been the most abrasive egotistical assholes in any room I met them in. The one that I knew was in a relationship really lent credence to the 40% of American cops self report committing domestic violence.