If I could add another contraction to that list, I’d
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When you’ve eliminated all other possibilities, it must be the user that’s at fault
It’s kind of like AI enhanced photos that can create scenes that never actually happened. I mean, yeah, it looks nice, but you’re substituting bullshit for reality.
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linuxmemes@lemmy.world•Sometimes people like to complain about windows and iOS
51·3 months agoEven those who don’t know about the works of our lord and savior Linus, can still end up in Windows 11. We must spread the Good News so that as many as possible can be saved.
I’m pretty sure there’s some fuckery going on here. The image on the right has more pixels, and while there is a lot of blur between columns, there’s clearly more rows on the right.
No but it expires every 30 days and you need to plant it and grow a new potato before you can log in again
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•top 5 unsolved problems in computer science
1·8 months agoAnother quick fix is to set up a “Note to Self” group in Signal (make a group with 2 people then remove the other member). Nice tidy way to move things around, with a history of things you moved earlier
That’s hilarious. I do hope it gets evaluated at run time. That way you could have a program that works most of the time but if some rare circumstance caused it to execute commands in a sequence where the correct level of politeness was not maintained it would get the hump and crash
For me I found casual or occasional smoking could too easily become “just one more”. I hated the fact that it had a grip over me but I needed a more definitive reason to quit. What worked for me was when my sister told me she was going to have a baby. I didn’t want that kid to have smoking adults in her life. Which meant I had to quit, and hopefully that would help my sister to quit as well. I don’t know if my actions made any difference but she did quit. Doing it for a kid was a powerful motivator for me. When she gave me the news, I put down the phone, tossed my remaining cigarettes in the trash and left it at that. Not even one last one. I knew I had the motivation I was waiting for and that was the end of it.
I guess everybody has their own way that works for them and you just need to find what that is.
Or kill just half of them and then, as a compromise, only kill half of the ones who are left (repeat until total remaining Palestinians is less than 1)
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•The difference between programmers and testers
1·10 months agoIf your parents had another daughter in the meantime (or if your older brother became female), “my sister” would still be a valid reference, to a completely different person.


If you’re monitoring his movements, I’d go with a dripping tap sound. Just enough irregularity in the timing to keep it interesting. Silence it every time he gets out of bed.