Next update changes it to usadder as a compromise. Supposedly, it’s short for “user adder” but we all know it’s to make “[you] sadder”.

Congratulations to you and the motherboard.

That’s why you don’t store your stool samples in the same fridge as your chocolate pudding. Malware goes into the vault.

What did the farmer say when he found three deep holes in his field?

Well, well, well, look what we have here.