Totally worth the multimillion dollar facility you’d have to build around it to keep it from disintegrating.

On the other hand, this makes perfect sense if they’re actually man-children.

Okay but why is “Chili’s” not centered above the door?

Since vampires were originally an allegory for (at the time) sexual deviants, I’d imagine they’re actually pretty fond of the bussy.

In case he needs it. You never know.

Maybe I’d be that happy if I had an onion…

If you live in China or India, hand sightings only make the news if it lands on someone nearby. In Europe and the US, the hand heading your way means a few minutes on the news presenting the mathematical models predicting where it will land based on trajectory, and something like “John Johnson, a 34-year old Liverpool resident, was a victim of the inexorable hand yesterday. He will be missed.” For the likes of Iceland or New Zealand, the hand heading your way means a full day of tension and lots of wills being updated.

Whenever someone dies by crushing, detectives have to verify if the hand was spotted elsewhere at the time.

And terms like bootlicker

Is scooping poo out of a box daily really any worse than bagging it up on a walk daily?

I trained my dog on a litter box. She only pees in it. I’m very glad I did.

However, I’m fortunate enough to have a basement I could put it in where it’s out of sight.

Why do we not call these Venn Triagrams?

Tell me why.

When I grow up, I want to be a skeleton cowboy.

If it wasn’t Israel, I’d say this is too dumb to be real.

Let’s put them all in the same prison cell ❤️❤️

Wait til you see what cats do to a rat…

I’m an American leftist who isn’t overly fond of guns, but the way I see it, our choices are:

• The fascists are the only ones with guns
• The fascists aren’t the only ones with guns

I feel like purity testing has been less of a problem lately, due to the urgency of… pretty much everything.

I never realized the autopilot from Airplane! had sunk so low.

Ketamine is a helluva drug.

Clearly we need to start actively destroying larger vehicles to address this problem.