Where I work, we have 5 “Johns” and they have built some crazy shit to run our org, including things we could have just bought SAAS. They just got bored and made things. We love you, IT department!
Damn, is your professor Thor?
Silly librul, everyone knows forests are a lie sold to us by big-pharma so they can sell us more vaccines. That’s why I take my Ivermectin enemas daily, and you should too! It helps you see through the Jewish Space Lasers!
Multiphasic sleep made a big difference in my life. I’m fortunate to have the kind of job where I can just nap at 3PM randomly.
So what about 3:45AM? Asking for an alcoholic friend…
I prefer to code by yelling at Chat GPT, copy-pasting to Grok, telling Grok Chat GPT said it couldn’t write cleaner code, then going back and forth between the 2 with fake insults from the other until one declares a Jihad on the other. I think it’s called “vibe coding”.
None of us are paid well, but we’re working for a charity. So…