dumnezero
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dumnezero@piefed.socialto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal 2011 09 08English
2·22 days agoStill SciFi
Yeah, but why? Windows is horrible.
Would you really claim that a script-kiddie won’t alter a number or a string in some script?
Close. A script is readable and editable code. The LLM slop is “deep” so it’s opaque and you can’t really change the system prompt (you can jailbreak it).
Missing the LLM developer with billions of tokens to burn.
developer
developer
are they tho?
While that works, of course, I avoid doing object construction or other logic beside some string concatenation in JS logs. And those string literals serve a purpose as semantic markers, not just as separators.
console.log("functionOne", "A", varA, "B", varB, "C", varC);
We’re going to return to user + password in the near future.
not even a loop.
dumnezero@piefed.socialto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Everyone knows what an email address is, right? (Quiz)English
24·6 months agoThanks to RFC 6532, Zalgo text is a-okay.
hmmm…
Yay! You’re average! Time to start making plans for what you’ll do when an LLM takes your job.
I already have plans.
dumnezero@piefed.socialto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•vibe coders discover "coding"English
14·7 months agoThat’s basically the logic for malpraxis, so this will end with the vibe code using companies (or small owners) being sued.
dumnezero@piefed.socialOPto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Slop Query Language UIEnglish
3·7 months agoAn example of a UI app with a form to build queries for AI slop (Slop Query Language).
I scored 10/28 on https://jsdate.wtf/ and all I got was this lousy text to share on social media.
horrible
dumnezero@piefed.socialto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Production breaking driven developerEnglish
18·7 months agoOften I’m a doom-driven developer.

dumnezero@piefed.socialto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•The creativity of end usersEnglish
4·8 months agoshed.getCurrentTemperature() > dog.getSafeTemperature()(true)
which one is the root for loop?
Try to get one of these LLMs to update a package.json.
dumnezero@piefed.socialto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•There be Gremlins in the CodeEnglish
10·9 months agoThe security and permission layers for the API:





I just checked if WINE can be installed on Windows… https://gitlab.winehq.org/wine/wine/-/wikis/Download
(no)