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Pffft, as if any of our slacker asses have the means or purpose to move that much

Free the nipple stem!

Maybe they just did the American thing of assuming everyone online is from the US?

Source: am from the US

Onix (pronounced one ix)

That’s fine, but once it’s past the limit, do NOT attempt to flush it away. It will be very mad at you for turning it into a wet claw tornado.

Don’t forget a trunk camera in case someone gets in there to prank you. And a backseat camera because the seat I’m in makes a blindspot when I turn around to yell at the kids I ran over before to shut the hell up or I will turn this car around and not go to the hospital, so help me god, Aiden. And one in the glove box so I can make sure I didn’t lose the owner’s manual so I know how to switch between all these damn cameras.

MS to public: We have a lot to fix in Windows

MS to not-yet-laid-off workers: Use CoPilot to “fix” Windows

Thought it was gonna say “The horse chooses which patient will die next” and honestly, good luck arguing with that absolute unit of a horse

I wouldn’t mind paying a small subscription to cover compute costs and retain neutrality.

If Netflix, Amazon Prime, etc. are anything to go by, big tech has found it much more profitable to serve you ads (and sell your data) than take a pittance from you to avoid them. Don’t hold out hope for anything like what you’re describing.

Pretty sure this is child trafficking, thankfully they have those latches in the trunks now so that little car can escape

Where I work now, we have a regular customer who is like that but with oil and vinegar. We have a single bottle that the oil and vinegar go in, which we shake before squirting it on the sandwich because, you know, the two famously don’t like to mix. There’s a very fine tip on it of course, and normally a sandwich gets a few passes back and forth for coverage.

It took a little while to find where the line for enough was with the customer, but eventually I worked out that just unscrewing the cap, which leaves about a finger sized opening, and dumping that across the sandwich top and bottom, with a little overrun on the sides, finally stopped the requests for more. I still give him an extra side cup just in case. That dude just loves him a soggy, oily and vinegar-y mess of a sub.

We’re just gonna take all the water that cycles around as rain and clouds etc. and put it all on the ground at once, what’s the worst that could happen

And here’s an outline of just Saitama

Forgot to put it in H first

Part of it for me is, for the amount of money I’d feel is appropriate for a gift, I can and usually just buy those things for myself. If not, it’s probably not something I’m really that interested in.

Windows 13: The “window” is back in but actually it’s just a 1 way mirror so they can look in but you can’t look out

100% what I expected on the sign

had any empathy or basic amounts of trust in science.

Is there something like ozempic we can give people to give them empathy or trust in science? Way too many people can’t do that on their own.