Where does scrub daddy factor into this?

Any pizza can be a personal pizza if you believe in yourself.

It’s already a modification to the word to describe something smaller (a cake baked in a cup), so going back the other way seems like a redundancy.

Like a giant pygmy hippo.

With your knife/sword example, maybe the best analogy is describing the shortest longsword.

One day blinding stew

Conductor threw up on my kid

It’s True Wagner. He does flyers like this and they are pretty funny.

Obvious Plant puts products on shelves, and True Wagner puts flyers up.

He’s the same guy who did “one day blinding stew” and “conductor of this train threw up on my kid,” both instant classics.

What in the name of DadGPT is this

This was a particularly bad case of some bagel being cut in half.