I’m broqué, Thinking Minds, BABY!!

Nepotatoes

Eight years, and people still question Dr. Moneybags on potato PC trutherism

Is that on a CRT???

They’re not trying to replace you, they’re trying to devalue you. See how that’s different? You thought that they were indifferent towards you, but it turns out that they actually hate you. How fun!

Darth INRI

I only voted for Obama once. The first time, I voted for John McCain. What a brainwashed fool I was. What a brainwashed fool I still am; for some reason, I believe that a magical someone is gonna save us all.

The world wouldn’t allow us to commit such atrocities, right?

-Looks at Palestine- fuck.

@ivanafterall@lemmy.world requested that someone help answer their wet dilemma, and you’ve responded saying that it’s funny?? Poor Ivan! I’m not laughing, my friend. I’ll get you the answers you seek!

Have you tried not drinking soda before bedtime?

Texas, too. But having a Texan agree on language probably hurts your argument

For the life of me, I can’t remember why I chose to be born here.

Y’all seem smart and wealthy. Spare some RAM for a poor, flatulent Texan?

“First, I would get a label maker and ask a coworker to assist me. Then, we’d work together to quickly figure out what each switch does, and then label them accordingly. In a business of this size and reputation, documenting your work and synergistic teamwork are foundational to value and growth.”

Then, reject whatever offer they send and say that it’s because they showed you a workplace culture that enabled middle management to test employees with busywork instead of minding their own business or solving their own damn trivial problems.

I believe I’ve lurked in communities where you’ve commented.

I was today years old when I realized that your username actually isn’t “booploot”

I prefer less until I find myself using less over and over again until I finally use cat so that I can just scroll up and review whatever I’m looking for.

Is it the best or right way to do things? Nope, but it gets the job done just as good as anything else I do.

And, it goes without saying, I do a terrible job of all of it.

My friend’s dad stopped us just in time before we tried skeet shooting with a handgun and a rifle. We were on their property, which spanned miles. His dad said, “I don’t know what the maximum range is on those, but is that really how you want to find out?”

“Pornography-related virus”

This seems like a very ambitious project and a great learning experience for someone working on their own. For a similarly ambitious project, check out the Liberux NEXX. The project didn’t reach its crowdfunding goal, but they did make some progress before rolling up the rugs.

I don’t know if they’re looking for contributors or if you’re in a place to contribute, but most of the project is open source. You could probably get in touch with them and ask for any advice, successes and failures, and even if they have parts (such as their dev-board) that they can give you access to.

all my job interviews would have gone more vigorously

“What can you bring to the team?”

“Bend over and spread 'em and I’ll show you.”