Damnit Escher. Not in my code too.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Was not able to find programming_horror
40·1 month agoWe have automated environmental destruction.
This. I love scientific computing and would honestly love working in the field.
All programming problems are a skill issue.
Narrator: Programmers were never not needed.
“usually die of an aneurysm when they begin to learn how to use templates.” I felt that.
Microservices are just a collection of monoliths connected through even more code.
Not Brian. Anyone but Brian.
That’s just a bukkake sandwich.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•5 years later during the height of Covid-29:
91·3 months agoI can assure you, it’s not. There are many, many config flags not mentioned.
And failing super hard…
One is more useful than the other.
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Tech@programming.dev•Microsoft threatens to ram Copilot into Exchange Server on-prem
6·3 months agoMicrosoft: shoves LLMs everywhere including my underwear (probably)
Customers: We ain’t using that.
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Tech@programming.dev•Microsoft's Gaming Copilot watches you game and captures that data for 'model training'
11·4 months agoThis is what happens when a bunch of glorified used-car salesmen run a company they don’t understand anything about.
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Tech@programming.dev•The internet is now mostly written by machines, study finds
1·4 months agoIt’s not that easy. Detecting what is generated by LLMs and what is not is pretty much impossible, especially with text.
I just wrote something similar for decoding binary asm instructions.



All of them.