I KNEW he couldn’t help but watch it!

I’m in my fifties, but I’m still hip to what’s groovy. I know the name of the big artists. Uh … Wet Ass Pussy. The uh, those monitor head brothers … Around the World. Um … Billy Eyelash. The uh … the K-Pops!

The Hand is still the safest way to not be squished … statistically speaking.

Can you imagine how many gallons of saliva ICE agents have ingested from diners in communities they terrorise?

Me at 12:02am “Ooh! This distro looks interesting! I’ll just install it and configure it and add a few programs here and there”.

Me at 7:02am “Why do I always do this so late?!”