I want to put food in my mouth. It’s okay if the food is shaped in pleasing ways, but there’s nothing ‘pleasing’ to me about tiny assholes or fake poop. Hard. Pass.

Did you see the Spy x Family movie? Why was there a like, 2 minute short in the middle about the God of Poo? The world is strange and inscrutable.

You can use this to blame cat people, but this is just a class of people obsessed with buttholes and poo. I’m remembering a post a while back where someone had made a little dog bun, and if you pressed down on it, chocolate came out of it’s butthole. Nasty.

Edit: Pic is the first thing I got off google typing in ‘dog bun you press that has chocolate come out.’ Obviously this wasn’t the same thing I was talking about but I refuse to search further.