I get to say that I’ve truly made it as a programmer. The reason is that I wrote around 75 lines of Rust, came back a year later, and I could see exactly how it works.

In case you’re wondering, it’s a command line Slack client for sending notifications. Colored highlights and everything.

My company sends out emails like “vibe it up” with links to their vibe coding workshops.

I’m getting the impression that people need it explained that “vibe coding” is not supposed to be a complement.

Why are all my variables suddenly named after SS officers?

Meh. Even hosting static files in a RAM disk over localhost, you’re 99% as good as you can be by using the sendfile() system call. The kernel can copy data from one file descriptor to another faster than any userspace program can. Implementing the Length header is a stat() call.

If you’re not on a RAM disk and not on localhost, then disk access or network throughput will predominate.

Assembly is not magic go faster sauce.

That sounds like how the zombie apocalypse starts.

Sauces, too. You want a fat as a base in many of them, and mayo is a pretty good way to get it.

Maybe don’t eat the mayo in the doomsday prepper bunker.

Almost like sleep mode on x86 is impossible to do correctly. I’m not even sure Windows does better or worse than Linux on this one.