Haha appreciate it. I’m sure you’re right and I’ll see it again soon

Weird, I was just at an aquarium yesterday and spent a good amount of time being fascinated by both the mantis shrimp and the flame scallops and now here this post is. That phenomenon has a name doesn’t it?

I do. I like to let people know why though. Seems fair to me.

Stop spreading this censorship cancer

There’s a user with the name “SatansMaggotyCumFart” or something like that. I think the person you’re talking to is assuming your name is a play on that since it looks and sounds similar but isn’t gross.

I really like that the link at the bottom of the page says “check out more stuff you should be using” but that URL takes you to a page where the curl article is the only link.

“more coming soon. Or not. I don’t owe you shit”

A majestic site indeed. Bravo sir.

Yes it is. We shouldn’t be pandering to people (or excusing the panderers) who want to censor us.

Stop posting this censored nonsense. It’s dumb and you should feel bad for perpetuating it. If you feel content is funny enough to steal from someone and post it here the least you can do is get rid of that bullshit.

We only have the one so, yeah, obviously.

Besides, what does it even mean to have “another” internet? Even if you could build something entirely separate, all it takes is one person bridging the two and now you’re back to having one large network. You could use different protocols to transmit data but then you’re using the same underlying infrastructure which makes the concept of separation more philosophical than physical.

He looks like Jake Johnson in character as a Turkish rapper

We god fearing Christian folk don’t use any kind of lewd objects when engaging in activities designed to expand the kingdom. They will turn you from an upstanding citizen in to a degenerate back-alley harlot faster than you can say “forgive me father for I have sinned”. We get two minutes of dry missionary sex once a month with blindfolds on and only the smallest amount of movement possible to procreate. Anything more is shameful and should be outlawed post haste.

Maybe asses are just back boobs without nipples.

If a deity exists, he probably says the same thing about humans. Both are annoying to a more advanced being for similar reasons.

In many cases there isn’t something better anywhere near where you live.

we’re at a point in labor dynamics where they need employees more than we need employers.

What makes your say that?

Sure, but most of the time you don’t have a lot of time to shop around for a job you like. You have to pay rent and “we didn’t vibe well” is not an acceptable reason to give your dependents when they ask why you didn’t take a job and are now being evicted.

I met one of my neighbors kids the other day. They’re new to the neighborhood so we were talking about the ages of his family members compared to mine. He just turned 6. I asked how old his dad was and he said 50 or 60. I could see his dad across the yard and he’s definitely younger than me. I asked how old he thought I was and he said 70. I’m 36. Kids can be meaner on accident than assholes are on purpose.

I just sent you a WUPH

Web dev reasons and regular people reasons are not the same things

Or maybe just stop inventing new file formats for no fucking reason