Humans are just a more articulate version of cockroaches. An over-engineered insect, turned inside-out and wrapped in skin.

One pays you and sets you up for a life afterward, the other takes away your dignity and everything you had put together for your life.

Most people are excited to leave work.

I’m not.

I don’t have a home 😅

I buy my own because my job offers nothing, so I get Dunkin original blend and caramel/french vanilla creamer!

Folger’s tastes like jail coffee, which tracks with the “coffee is coffee” philosophy 😂

To be fair, you gotta be brain damaged to be brewing Folger’s 🤮

No, just meow.

HE WAS FRAMED MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

How did he clean all of the Monster energy drink from the keyboard?

Even paint chips taste better than Guinness

They also taste better than your weak-ass sideways insult.

Everything sounds like AI to me now.

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Enjoy your lost data 🤣

USE AN SSD WHAT THE FUCK MAN IT’S 2025

FFS JUST TURN IT OFF

It’s from a movie called The Stuff. It’s…uh… living ice cream?