madjo

As a QA employee, asking us to test in production is a crime against humanity.

I remember when Valve first introduced the Steam Deck, there were several youtubers present to film content about the Steam Deck for their own channels, and LTTs Linus was audible in all of them, he was that goddamn loud.

I only know that because of a joke made by Gianmarco Soresi

ARGH this triggered a bit of PTSD for me…

“We’re going to convert these COBOL applications to C#, and you need to test that the new application works exactly the same, including the same bugs as the old application.”
“Ok, where’s the specifications and test reports of the old COBOL applications?”
“They were lost to time, we don’t know where they are.”
“Ok, so how are the developers going to write the C# code?”
“They’re going to read the COBOL scripts and recreate them into C#, we advise you do the same.”

Cue me spending a month trying to decypher the COBOL gobbledigook into inputs and outputs, and write testcases based on that. And after that month was up, and I had delivered my testcases, they told me that my services were no longer needed.

Ah he wants to become Microsoft’s ARCH nemesis?

I actually forgot about Roman numerals for a second.

he’s ordering 7, I think, if you count the thumb.

Yeah, they’re mostly centrist, somewhat left of center, but they’re far from socialist, let alone communist.

<esc>:wq!

ok, officer. thank you, officer. Am I free to go?

eww, ok, I’ll switch to vim

nano for lyfe! what’s the fine for a “class c user experience violation”?

Are you a mind reader?

It’s fun?

your printer works?!

They knew what they were doing

I started out with Slackware, then Mandrake, then I went to Suse, then to Ubuntu, to Arch and then I sadly had to go back to Windows for work. But I have a SteamOS device for myself.

gooble gobble.

Midi you say? https://onlinesequencer.net/3571035