#notalldicemen

yeah i do too but almost all of my mysterious discount dice man encounters have ended well so don’t let Death Blight prejudice you

looking at your three kids and wondering why they don’t have to wear the ankle monitors she gave you

cannot believe William Wallace gotem through time

disappointed that july is not split into j/ul/y

denim is also just cotton

black holes can also be small, actually, it’s based on a ratio of mass to diameter

the more people spread 30 minute youtube essays to support their points, the more i have to rely on ai to summarize those points so i can lookup the primary sources

stand to pee technology

the capybaras are dead :c

Indoor farmer’s markets? I thought NYC was peak hipster already

And the garbage coffee???

Real easy to get the numbers though

honestly huge respect to ops

Bird outside the kitchen, fighting his reflection, what’s he gonna win when he wins?

i would’ve loved this as a kid but i had a Bad Childhood

I’m actually having a great time seeing my comrades on the streets

Would you say “I can’t breathe”?

Is there an adult that should be monitoring the boy? Is the bench reasonably out of the way and visible? Was any attempt made at childproofing?

I am generally inclined to blame a relevant adult when applicable

Now try to identify if it’s a fish