Set you monitor up so that it is electrified to the touch.

Light theme? What am !? A guy that probably has 8 to 17 bodies buried under my porch with 3 more in the local river and 2 in the chimney?

No no, dark mode all the way like a human

My cat would kill for me. Innocent people. Minding their own business.

True, but also no slop water drinking or wet dog smell. Give and take

But you gotta show off your superman underoos

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That’s called having a superpower

Don’t know about you guys but I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and it ain’t for nothing.

Couldn’t you also make a throwaway ms account?

I don’t understand this. I’ve had two win 11 installations over about 2 years and I’ve never had a Microsoft account or had to log in to one. Am I doing something wrong?

As a kid I once flew a kite with almost 1,500 feet of kite string. A quarter mile or so. It sagged quite a lot but we estimated it was about 350-400ft up or so in a field. Then a crop duster showed up.

I put the string between my legs while a fiend held the spool and ran as fast as I could to bring down the kite.

We were also about 1 mile past the end of a air force runway.

No, my son tells me they are in a folder. Now is this folder in the computer?

If you honk at someone the SECOND it turns green you are the problem.

Story is from 2022 “molecular biologist turned freelance software developer…”

Well that was unfortunate timing

Well this is how programing works so if you don’t like it…

i use win 11 and i can’t remember the last time i used the start button. there is no need.