As a wise man once said, “If it bleeds, we can kill it.”

Jokes aside, I have been blocked many times by overzealous email validation. Yes, my email has a plus sign in it. This is allowed under RFC5322, so deal with it. It is better to have no validation at all than incorrect validation.

The sign in the right says “bees”, but the picture shows a creature with eight legs, two body segments, and no wings. That’s no bee, that’s a spider!

That cat looks like they are trying to escape.

Still waiting for ISO timestamp support in OmegaStar.

UTC has leap seconds. We can do better. PTP/TAI for lyfe.

A perfectly logical clock would use a radio broadcast to count off seconds since a predefined epoch. Put a few of them way up high, so more people can see it, and make them so astonishingly precise that you could tell where you are just by listening.

Is that “two-thirds of the people left behind, each in one piece” or “two-thirds of the scattered remains of each victim”? Because those are very different problems.

Invent a time machine, send a robot back in time to terminate their parents.

But why is the background mirrored? All of the text is backwards.

“ROCK AND STONE FOREVER!”

“Did I hear a rock and stone?”

I saw that happen once in a big presentation.

There was a team of students presenting their work to ~200 people. Right in the middle, a pop-up says updates are finished and the computer needs to restart. It has a helpful 60-second countdown, but “cancel” is grayed out, so all they can do is watch.

I was only in the audience and I still have nightmares.