So, snow flurries jizz?

Well damn, now I need a condom umbrella…

LOL!

Well, at least the chromium link properly links to the article about the chemical element, not to Google’s web browser…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chromium

They forgot semen, that stuff sticks to everything, especially stuff you don’t want it to stick to… 💦

China invented gunpowder.

'nuff said.

Hi, we’ve been trying to reach you regarding your vehicle’s extended warranty…

If you take a core sample of a human, you can determine exactly when the person died.

The more you know…

The ordering of letters can change the entire meaning of a word. For example…

“You’re my nicest grandma, I love you”

vs

“You’re my incest grandma, I love you”

Wait, OSHA has handbooks? Well fuck, they should tell that to the oil companies and their employees. Fuck, there was this one major oil company that starts with a T and includes an X that had us throwing away old oil filters in the regular trash dumpster…

Bagging it up on a walk is decidedly worse than scooping it out of a litter box if the dog happens to have diarrhea. At least the litter clumps up, making cleanup much easier…

Good luck training a dog to use the box consistently though.

The activation key is…

WINDOWS-SUX

You can thank me later.

But have you tried that address 255.255.255.255?

I hear it’s the Master Key to the Internet…

Someone else looked into Jerboa bug reports and found a bug ticket for this very issue as far back as Jerboa 0.0.77

https://github.com/LemmyNet/jerboa/issues/1711

The tricky part with weird bugs like this is stumbling into a post that somehow triggers the bug. I have no clue what’s causing it, but I made sure to pass the info to the developer community.

No, that didn’t fix it. After more comments accumulated, the glitch just shifted to a different image comment. Glitch still exists, and I’ve reported and updated my findings with the Jerboa developers community.

Edit: If you care to follow, here’s my post to the Jerboa community…

https://lemmy.world/post/38766857

Running version 0.0.84, so pretty recent if not the latest.

I went back to check again after more comments accumulated, and now that image isn’t causing the glitch, but another image is.

I dunno what’s up, but I messaged the Jerboa community with my findings. 🤷

Scroll through all the comments, then try scrolling back up to the top, see what if anything happens. It’s buggy here…

I find myself happy enough with Jerboa. I don’t often experience bugs, but when I do, I make a point to report it to their dev team. They do listen and make a point to iron out the bugs, eventually…

What in the flying fuck is wrong with Jerboa for Lemmy? I can’t scroll up past this image now…

Umm, Lilly makes a good point.

Is it fair to ask where this ‘Lilly’ person lives/shops?

I like cooked chicken cheaper than raw chicken too…

I hear ya, you’re basically right.

My thought process is more like people with a food stamp card will still have the card, but it’ll be useless without being reloaded with benefits funds.

Note that for once the orange shitstain actually did something to help in the meantime, not long after I made that meme, Turnip announced he’s approving the use of emergency funds around $5 billion for SNAP recipients, which is around half of what typically goes out to people, but hey it’s something at least, for now…

He probably only did that because even in his demented cranium, he’s gotta understand that his ratings will plummet through the floor if he doesn’t do something quick so even the poor and low income families can have a decent meal for Thanksgiving.

I dunno, I haven’t had food stamps in over 5 years. It’s hardly worth the waste of my time to only qualify for a lousy $27 a month, it costs more than that in gas to get back and forth to their office to comply with their work program requirements.

Edit: Update, I guess the orange turnip changed his mind… 🤷

https://lemmings.world/post/36462070

It’s pure sarcasm, I might as well have titled it…

“Happy ThanksTaking!”

True, and I’ve seen food banks giving out entire frozen turkeys before, and yeah that’s a good thing.

The point of the meme is, here in the USA, they shut down the government, so the government isn’t here to feed the people on the country’s food day…