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“Enjoy your apocalyptic singularity ingrates”

For the moment

Padlocks only slow you down about 2min. Two padlicks only about 4min.

If somebody can grab the deck, all padlocks are futile, unless you want to prevent people from breaking your leaderboard score while running away from you.

After all these years chicken shit sounds good

So, only two choices. Keep the door closed or depopulate places.

You really don’t wanna see grandpa when he sleeps past 10:40.

They had photoshop water in greek tragedy?

His spider-sense is tingling.