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That happens sometimes

I’m using Tasker so that it automatically reads messages out loud when I’m driving.

Sometimes I forget to shut it off.

I’ve had moments because of the Mrs.

Sounds like repressed love affair.

Yeah. Basically same as buying shit from places known for child and slave labour.

For my antisocial ass those were the best years.

Well, at lest you got some good blowjobs along the way.

Sorry, been busy

Stuff to do.

…are the relieved

Aww. Snuggle pirate

For the ages

Here sunlight disappears from november to february, so winter feels loooooog and summer goes by so fast that you don’t even notice it.

This was very evident at Halloween, when the only ones who were able to avoid hearing about cultural imperialism were ones six feet under.

Although we do the exact same thing on Easter, because pagan stuff.

Well, Finnish church is Lutheran, so your beliefs are between you and your god, church is there to guide you.

What ever you do, it has to appear like you are suffering from a severe depression. Really quiet and you should be very sorry that you exist.

Show some joy and festive mood and fundies start coming out of the woodwork.

You’ll probably end up “finnishing” yourself.

This can be you some day. Play nice.

Cat is clearly a-mused

Actually my stupid person uses Grok.

He’s so smart that Elon Musk is his hero. His thinking has more dimensions, so he can see more than your average sheeple. He knows all the bullshit in the world.

He recently bought Tesla although he had half a million euro debt from his previous investment escapades and now can’t really afford his kids hobbies anymore.

If you listen to him long enough you’ll get a brain cancer, because your brain can’t handle all those dimensions.

Remember that one episode where Wolowitz had his dick stuck on a robot hand.

Just according to size. How can you live with yourself.

Don’t those old monitors have high voltage components that you can use to make a DIY tazer, if not kill yourself in process.

A bit too dark tho