Italian restaurants can be stingy about the bread sticks. I have to finish them all and wait a few minutes to request more, and wait more time to receive less bread than the first basket. But Mexican restaurants see the chips and salsa dishes half empty and try to put more on the table whether I asked for it or not.

Trump doesn’t care unless it effects the stock market

My boss didn’t know how to use my ergonomic mouse, and needed me to walk them through how to sign their signature on a PDF.

Nowadays education can’t afford ribbons and children are required to download a digital sticker

I know you’re not impressed that I use Ubuntu but it’s not Windows, and I can’t be bothered to learn a damn thing about how to operate a system.

That’s wholesome

The only people I met in real life that use Debian are over 50 years old

Idk if that’s exactly how it went down

Red red wiiiIIIIInnne

Do fishermen count?

My BFF that calls me all the time is Scam likely

I love chicken wings, but butter + hot sauce does not sit well inside me.

B is for boy

Most bees are female so I guess women go in the bees stall

that’s good

Is it still 2025 for you too?

This new meme format is going places

It’s still 2025

What’s Lina Kahn have to do with that?

Also, While Landers and Goldman are both self professed zionests, Landers endorsed Mamdani and Goldman did not, and Landers has aligned himself with progressives, so working with Landers on common goals seems more likely.

I hope OP responds to clarify, but thank you for your theory of their cereal box.

wut?