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wdym “still” dinosaurs? you can’t evolve out of a clade

Heavy tactical infantry

Connected straight to God

Platinum, even. Star Platinum.

Ah, interesting. I sometimes see links to the original post on .ml when viewing crosspost and sometimes I don’t. Could be depending on the post type (image vs text vs link to something else)

All crossposts show in the crosspost section of your relevant client:

I guess the Lemmy dev team also fucked this part up, because I can’t see crosspost of this post in Jerboa, for example

The joke is bad because the husband is supposed to bring seven gallons of milk. Since the egg condition is checked after he already got one.

Pork futures warehouse is finally real

This is one of the moments I liked about Mr Robot. The security breaches were like 99% human factor/social engineering instead of stereotypical Hollywood “I’m in” hacker magic.

You’re assuming it will even start

Any ring is a straw if you topology hard enough

B: entered the chat

Even one death per second wouldn’t be enough to overpower humanity’s population growth rate. One per day would just be an urban legend.

You’ve been gnomed

Of course you shouldn’t, it doesn’t even have a flared base

Me: “Oh, I ate so much, I’m completely full”

Grandma: “There’s still dessert”

Me: “Domain Expansion”

This might be a decision I will regret, but that is a future me problem

…and those who didn’t expect this joke to be in ternary

Level of burnout: Living the dream

When everything is urgent, nothing is.

What would be the opposite of the rule of thumb called? The rule of pinky toe? It kinda makes sense because it’s like smashing your pinky toe against a solid surface in the dark