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  • shalafi@lemmy.worldtoxkcd@lemmy.worldxkcd #3191: Superstition
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    1 month ago

    You will love this:

    “Fifty thousand years ago there were these three guys spread out across the plain and they each heard something rustling in the grass. The first one thought it was a tiger, and he ran like hell, and it was a tiger but the guy got away. The second one thought the rustling was a tiger and he ran like hell, but it was only the wind and his friends all laughed at him for being such a chickenshit. But the third guy thought it was only the wind, so he shrugged it off and the tiger had him for dinner. And the same thing happened a million times across ten thousand generations - and after a while everyone was seeing tigers in the grass even when there weren’t any tigers, because even chickenshits have more kids than corpses do. And from those humble beginnings we learn to see faces in the clouds and portents in the stars, to see agency in randomness, because natural selection favours the paranoid. Even here in the 21st century we can make people more honest just by scribbling a pair of eyes on the wall with a Sharpie. Even now we are wired to believe that unseen things are watching us.”

    ― Peter Watts, Echopraxia







  • shalafi@lemmy.worldtoFunny@sh.itjust.worksTough economic times ahead
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    1 month ago

    It’s rather amazing how fit and sexy older women can be now days. I was dating hot and heavy around 2019-2022 and was stunned at the women I was pulling at 49 to 51 years old. (Kinda cheating as I have factory original hair and teeth, non-fat, non-MAGA, rather rare in this age group.)

    Dated one beautiful girl that was a diver and swam in the Gulf most days, yes, even in January. Another was a vegan marathon runner. One would turn heads wherever we went, had the personality to go with the looks, could hike until I dropped dead. Good heavens those women were ripped. I’m daily amazed by my 54-yo wife, but she got Asian genes, hardly moves, cheating!


  • shalafi@lemmy.worldtoFunny@sh.itjust.worksTough economic times ahead
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    I’ve had sex with women half my age, or less, but for a partner I’ve always loved women my own age, give or take a few years.

    Of course it’s all on a sliding scale. 50 dating 40, meh, close enough. 18 dating 12, aw hell no.

    And then you have Filipinas. Lord. Went to my wife’s friend’s birthday party last summer. She was turning 30. He was about to turn 70. :) We’re the only white/Asian couple of the same age, and my wife is really insecure about it.










  • Ah! You’re moving goalposts! The meme is about choosing an OS at boot time, not up, down, up again.

    I’m in the game less than 60-seconds from that point. And that’s on an old i5-1135G7 NUC, 32GB DDR4, god knows how old the SSD is, been through 3 PCs without a Windows reinstall.

    Yes, Linux almost always smokes Windows on a reboot, but it’s not that big of a deal anymore.

    CAVEAT: I should note my Windows install is from an official ISO, not some manufacturer’s crapware.