I hate it so freaking much when I’m thrown into nano. I have to quickly exit and fix whatever made that happen.

A wizard.

I was hoping the title indicated this person had used 9 different distros for over 9 years each. That would be weird, but I could see situations where they might want to run a few different ones at the same time (distroFOO on desktop, distroBAR on server, etc). That would have given some insight. Instead, this is just someone who distro hopped, talking about the feel of the desktops and not into how they actually behaved through years of updates and continuous use.