skulblaka

Oh I keep this one memorized.

[Mr. Madison,] What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

I’ve successfully used this twice in DnD and once in real life.

I have never, not once, had this not just immediately begin updating anyway.

When this baby hits 8x10^8000000000 fs/Z you’re gonna see some serious shit

Yeah I never bothered trying to fake being sick because accepted practice for being sick was “you will lay in this bed and sleep until you are better.” Been sick in bed for 36 hours? Sucks, tough shit, go back to sleep. No you can’t watch TV. No you can’t read a book.

Any hiring manager who hears that is going to hear it as “this employee will up and leave us without warning at any time”

Not saying they’re right, but that’s what it is. Most people are looking to hire permanently if possible, you’re telling them straight up that you are not going to be a permanent employee.

Look bud, you can’t call it “February second” in conversation, write it down as “Second February” in writing, and then get mad at us Yanks about it. Pick a lane.