#9: Stand and deliver

Dude is totally fucking her knees.

I’ve had to use outdated documentation that made the problem worse. So I guess bad documentation is like bad, unprotected sex with a lot lizard that leaves you with an itching or burning sensation.

Lol, when the fuck do you think gaming is going to fit into the parental leave? During your 30ish minutes of respite between feedings and exhausted to all hell, or during the off shift time where you’re greedily getting every bit of sleep you can?

That gonna go rancid before the first barrel is emptied.

Squirrelly Dan?

Brat by slapping the top soil, it can’t go badly.

Lol, they asked for the bag back the last handful of places I left.

Didn’t care though, cuz they were falling apart (the bags too).

You’re really saying that they’d buy a laptop for cheap and install a new OS and aquire a key and all that? While I have your attention, are you interested in this bridge I have to sell you?

Suggesting that the average end user is more likely to reinstall an OS and aquire a key than to just learn how to use the new OS is fucking laughable.