No, the customer wants a button that does a very specific thing.
He can’t tell you what that is, though. You’re the expert!
Also, can you put in more ads? And make it so the users can’t close the tab until they bought something.

who the fuck does that in a text editor??

All of those wars have long since ended.
Neovim, Wayland, Systemd and Flatpak have won.

At that point, make it a thin client which boots from a network image and logs you into a terminal server.
Then you have the hardware and software resources you need for your role wherever you are.

That ad is targeted perfectly.

Newfangled bullshit! Choose ext2, twm, alsa, sysvinit, xinit, and compile additional software from source.

BUT WHY IS THE RAM GONE?!?

I’ll be honest, this sounds interesting, but I have no idea what you’re even trying to say.
Where does the $2700 price come from?
Does it support Linux or not?
Are you happy with it or not?
What’s LKMS?
I’m really struggling to even parse the basics from your post.

Debian.

I mean, just look at the logo!

When you run OpenSUSE, you can feel it was made by Germans.
The installer is a beautiful example of German engineering.
The package manager is a perfect example of German over-engineering.
If you run it with KDE, you have 2 redundant GUI admin tools for every config in the system, and 4 for setting up printers.

Why don’t you just let the Invisible Hand of the Market roll the boulder uphill?

look under the hood
They’re Gnome with extensions and a theme

The left part of my meme graph is from “Slackware”.
The right part is from “Deadpool & Wolverine”.

Read the alt text (hover over image or long-click it on mobile).

• Try to break your own fingers to get off work, fail
• Try to break your own neck, fail
• Shit your pants
• Open Outlook