So, here you are. Aren’t ya. AREN’T YA? Ya, ya are.
It’s always a link to a microsoft support page that lists one question some guy had three years ago with 5000 “I also have this problem” checkmarks and a single answer from an unpaid MS mod that basically tells you to restart your computer and then marks the question answered and permanently closed.
Today you fiddle the plug to glorious 4K HD.
“Get help with this”
The real joke.
“About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him-and I didn’t know how potent that part might be-that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.”
It’s clearly juvenile in-group signaling, and you know it. I don’t get “bent out of shape”, this IS my shape motherfucker.
I found out that if I press the power button it does nothing. If I press it for four seconds, it still does nothing. But if I press it for eight seconds…
“It’s only a prank bro!” < this is you
So it’s literally zoomer edgelord in-group signaling, is that it? I just wanted to know because nobody seems to be able to explain it. Which means yes, it’s what fourteen year olds pass for zany and crazy, l0l penguin of DOOM!!1! It’s not trolling, it’s just sad.
You like when people get angry?
I could call 911 and say there’s a fire somewhere there ain’t. I bet that would piss off a lot of people. Or I could just act like an asshole, just stick my finger up my ass and then put it to people’s face and tell them to smell it. That would piss me off if someone did that. I guess that’s fun if you’re looking for reaction like a five year old.
What? I have seen this around, what the fuck is it, some zoomer 6-7 bullshit?
What’s with the Icelandic “th”? Are you into runes or something?
Almost as if they are meant to be exaggerated and funny.
More like a hitman shooting a man in the back of the head with a silenced gun. *ptiouit*
At this point I’m considering a colostomy bag so I don’t have to go to the bathroom 5 times during the night
I’m into this genre.
How would I play it at 25% volume? I am inclined to try.
It is wrong in that it does not perform the task expected of the user. The user wants to know how to determine the age of a tree, if the user already knew the age of the tree they wouldn’t be asking.
If it answered that 1+1=2 it also would not be wrong, but it would still be a useless answer, which is wrong in that it is not what the user asked for.
“Would you like me to provide links to some lozenge DIY kit Amazon pages so that you can compare prices?”
Me, an intellectual:
alias ls=“ls -la”