Clever girl

There’s always LFS.

But if you really wanna bail on tux, Haiku, Plan 9, or ReactOs

Assasinated [sic]

• No SSN on that card and it’s not signed.
• “United States Birth Certificate” is neither a Certificate of Live Birth Abroad nor marked for the particular domestic county of your birth.
• That Driver’s License ain’t from my state
• Incorrect number of stars on your flag
• Hat is unworn
• Francis Scott Key didn’t produce a modern recording of the anthem

Well, it looks like you might be trying to pull a fast one with all those fake documents and faux patriotism. Step out of the vehicle–you’re off to El Salvador.

From left to right it’s Tux’s extremities as close as I could match them and then a question.

Fascists also hate other fascists. They’re just a little further down the list.

Tat Tatt Tet Teat Tit Tot Tut Taught Taunt Throughout Thought-out Thought Trumpet Trout Tout Tempt Treat Treatment Thrift Twat Tweet Twit Tast Test Tift Toast

I’m sure there’s plenty more, but it’s time for dinner.

I think they mean “In real world.” They want the Geek Squad for a Framework running Mint/Ubuntu/Elementary/etc.

Context

It’s true, they’re hiring you to start the project.

The next graffiti in that exact spot better be of those two guarding the cover up.

One of my coworkers said the same thing. After the third time they were forced to move they caved and bought a condo.

One of my big concerns is that access to psychological benefits of keeping a pet gets to be gatekept by the whims of someone else.

My parents own multiple rental properties and completely straight face told me it’s a charity cause they rent to people who can’t afford homes.

Meanwhile I’m engaging with my mutual aid group every week handing out about 400 meals, and survival gear for people who can’t afford anything.

Glad their fucking charity has turned enough profit to pay off the rentals, their main home, and their vacation spot though. /s

Trump’s birthday military parade is gonna be filled with paid actors.