I see a PTA meeting with cucumbers instead of parents.

Is that comma load-bearing too?

*kids’

That’s the only incorrect thing about the sentence though

Oh wow, a version of the meme that’s the “right way around”

Sure, but even the most backwards countries at least have some version of Cole’s Law

Poe’s Law exists for a reason. One person’s sarcasm could just as easily be another’s genuine take.

And while we’re being honest, I find actual pedophilia waayyy worse/abhorrent, so I don’t like pedos getting the slight reputation boost by being grouped in with the “better” creeps.

Knowing what else they censor, I’m not sure that’s an egg…

Old joke, but Jesus drove a Honda sedan.

He and his disciples were together in one Accord.

Exactly. Llama tears work as a substitute for alpaca in a pinch (just need to add a bit more salt).

Took the plunge this week. My secondary hard drive now has Mint and I’ve got it working so when I boot up I select which os/drive to start up. The plan is to use Mint primarily for awhile and get used to it.

Definitely a bit less intuitive, and many things are still needing to be done through the consol instead of the GUI which is annoying. Haven’t had success migrating my Firefox profile without creating an account. Haven’t figured out how to get the “dual” monitor setup to work the way a I want either. Feels like a bit of a downgrade but I’m hoping once I get past the initial setup pains it’ll be smooth sailing.

Crêpey

I think a pie should have an upper crust, so it’s more of a tart. Of course, tons of common food names break this convention so maybe quiche is fine anyways

I’d normally agree with you, but I’ve seen people pass one single giant turd too firm and thick to fit down any toilet hole. Like a nerf football. No clue how that doesn’t split a person in two

I’d argue he studied Shakespeare more than anyone else ever.

What actually happened was my cat brushed up against me and the static shock caused my phone to glitch a little and type up and sublime the whole post that OP screen-shotted.

Counterpoint: nipples

You joke, but Kraft Dinner in Canada uses tumeric for colouring