Keep it in mind: every time you take a shit, you’re essentially reverse dildoing your ass. Very homo.
Umm, reverse homo, so super straight actually.
Sucking dick is then always hetero, because it goes in on the other side, so kinda reversed too?
Sucking dick is always okay
This has happened to me before.
Nothing to debate here with a username like that. Just smile and nod as I skip to the next post…
I… is this a real thing??
I have no idea. And I’d rather not find out either. Nothing good will come from trying to find out.
A little good might come ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Technically it’s possible, but the likelihood of it ever happening to someone is about as good as you finding a leprechaun’s pot of gold.
Hah, jokes on you, that has happened to me
I found a pot of gold