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Junior dev shat their pants.
That’s like a rite of passage
“You remind me of Buddy. He gets that same look in his eye, right when he finds the right spot to take a dump. You’re gonna go far, kid, we’re taking you to the park after this!”
Just maintain eye contact whilst you drop trou and shit in your chair. It’s a sign of solidarity and the least you can do.
You guys do production deployments during office hours?
Only on a Friday after 4:59pm
You can generally tell how well a push has gone by looking at your phone at 9pm on the Friday nights.
If there’s no missed calls, it’s gone well.
If there’s two or three figures worth of missed calls, then it’s gone really well and it’s just been people wanting to congratulate you on how well it’s gone.
Either way, a Monday task.
