He’s going as one of the creepy guys from Expedition 33.

If all my software updates at once, how will I know which one broke everything?

I once finished an Android developer tutorial, and immediately decided I wanted nothing to do with Android development.

58,008 clearly wins.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG3Y0npvS5c

Nothing wakes a cat owner faster than the sound of hyuk hyuk HYUK HYUUURK on the only piece of carpet in the house.

I honestly don’t know why low strength cheddar exists.

Cathedral City

Is too flaky to slice thin

I use Pilgrims Choice

I’m assuming Gentoo is a full body stocking.

You’d think so, but it really is just like Jurassic Park.

I hope my proprietory coffee never gets open sourced because I’ll never work again if anybody sees this shit.

Well that’s not the attitude now, is it?

Just think how much you can poison those LLMs.

Used to have a big green book called the Dictionary of Animals.

My favourite was the wobbegong.

I kind of wanted to be an astronaut, but by the time I grew up we weren’t really doing that any more and tbh it looks kind of dangerous. I also fart a lot, so I don’t think I’d be very popular on the ISS.

What version of Firefox does it install? I tried Ubuntu, but the Snaps are having real trouble with my N150 CPU in the mini PC I bought. Cannot do hardware video decoding at all, despite the CPU being more than capable of it.

Also sounds non fatal, so not the kind of thing they worry about on packaging.

In fairness, the PS1 Dualshock was damn near perfection. There’s a reason everyone has copied it ever since.

Before that, you should have seen the bullshit we had to go through to move the camera around.

I didn’t even know we were hiring …

Doesn’t Wayland slow to a crawl under CPU load? I get mouse updates like once a second if I dare to make this mini PC play a video.

It’s apparently just a choking hazard rather than toxic.

The landlord special, which I’m sure they learned from that episode of Mr Bean.

The pain of being the computer guy among non-computer guys.