This cracks me up every time I see it.

I posted this months ago.

Someone tried to copy that one episode of Wilfred.

First, is like a blank of this template. I feel like I’d get a lot of mileage out of it.

Second, Who cares? They’re animals. They don’t have souls.

Yeah I don’t get it either.

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Lol.

I’m sure if we were all honest with ourselves, sure the very first time would be something sex related. Every time after that? This. Or some variant.

Only thing I felt while going to the gym for a year was miserable. And the only thing I gained was the ability to lift heavier weights.

There really isn’t. It’s just a growing subset that sees any long term friendship as a homosexual relationship. This usually stems.from the “way too queer but not gay enough” crowd.

I mean you can double post if you want, it’s not going to make what you said be anything close to reality. But you seem very well adjusted.

Lol.

TIL 39 is boomer age.

Keep your eyes on the road bud.

I’m 39.

Lotta salty ass cyclists in here.

Similarly could a vampire enter your house without your permission if he were a cop of the warrant?

Shit, turns out the friend I had who claimed that the “goth girl awakening” I had started with snow white was correct all along.

Well we are shitting on people who are so simple that a ball moving from one end of a field to another is enough for them to build a personality around.

Hey buddy I may be bitter and fat, but it’s not because I don’t like sportsball. It’s because whiskey and fried food taste amazing and I work in customer service.