Is it ragebaiting if you just call somebody “unathletic”? Or is that just insulting somebody? 😂
Yeah, this is just being a catty bitch, really.
“What kind of clothes would you wear if you were, like, actually pretty?”
If you could be as pretty as on any of your pictures, which one would you pic?
Depends.
If they’re actually athletic, it’s ragebaiting. If they’re clearly out of shape, it’s insulting.
But… I am clearly out of shape. Not the worst shape, mind you, but obviously not an athlete. Climbing for me, which I do enjoy, but haven’t really done since covid.
I mostly bike ride for exercise, but don’t think I’m an in shape looking cyclist or anything. It’s an bike, and while I do usually vary between weakest assist and sometimes none, I got nothing on even semiserious cyclists.
i don’t see this working unless you ask a specifically athletic man, or one of those people who can’t shut the fuck up about the gym… but for non athletic guys, like… we know. the answer is probably “none, which is the reason I’m not athletic to begin with”
What happens if they answer esports
Nah dude I know I’m not athletic. And the sport is curling. It looks fun.
Am man. Am not athletic (was never great at anything and a number of places in my body are now metal). Am not bothered at all by the question. My answer would probably be endurance running, though I did enjoy shot and disc.
I think the joke is that by asking that face to face, you are telling them that they are so fat / out of shape that they can’t do sports
But I am fat and out of shape.
Back in school, we would ask others if they were going to the gym. Then someone seemed to have their ego lifted by the question, we would say that we asked because it does, indeed, doesn’t look like so.
“How to ragebait insecure [greek aphabet letter] man”
I’d probably do parkour again, conquer the urban jungle.
You are a real ξ male
https://youtube.com/shorts/5TaEEzlqxiE
Ignore the engagement-bait brainrot-voice.
Ignore the engagement-bait brainrot-voice.
No thanks, but thanks for the warning to not watch.
The youtube link alone was enough for that.
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You can like following something but not participating in it.
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I used to play open gym volleyball. The same guy would come every week and had been going for years. He was the most dogshit volleyball player I ever met. He played a lot and was extremely unathletic.
You also have to try to improve
He definitely tried. Some people just peak at an ant hill, others Mount Everest.
I mean, so he showed up and tried every day? Or did he do regular drills, research on how to improve and implement those suggestions, and do strength and conditioning on the side to improve overall athleticism?
Have you never seen the typical NFL, NBA, or MLB fan?
Playing sports.
It said following before. Comment OP edited it (mentioned in their other comment)
Tennis, but in the winter.
Nothing like the slop of a rain drenched tennis ball on pavement
Jamming and smoking the reefer.
Edit: Bunjee jumping.
I’m not happy with what this comment originally was. So I have changed it.
Ah, bungee jumping
I mean, if I were athletic I’d probably already be playing a sport. I think these two things in my case are intrinsically linked.
Chess - then I’d look athletic while doing it.
“Well, I used to run cross-country and long-distance track. No need for that face, close your mouth, or you’ll start catching flies.”
I was ranked in the top 15 butterflyers in the US between 1998 and 2000. I surf now.
