Reminds me of the time when we wrote an internal tool with strict SOLID principles. As new programmers came on, they had no idea what was going on cause no one in college told them about design patterns. Most of the OG’s quit soon after and the new guys remained.
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Funny@sh.itjust.works•Put it to the right next time, I dare you
2·23 days agoMy first PlayStation was the PS3, I had Nintendo consoles and was used to Xbox by that time. First game I played on PS3 was heavy rain. A game heavily littered with QTE’s. Big mistake. I was looking at the controller half the time figuring out which button to press, missed half of them. I’m sure it came natural to some, but my muscle memory learned on ABXY… So its generally me preferred way to play.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•All modern digital infrastructure
6·27 days agoWhat is Microsoft doing?
In the world of digital infrastructure? Azure would be one big one. In this image, it would probably be a stone next to, or above AWS. Windows server and IIS, though that’s not that important in the grand scheme of things (or is becoming less so each passing year). MS-SQL is still a thing. .NET and its frameworks are a bit more important and lower down on this graph, luckily they’re also open source now. Having a stone as separate floating by itself is a little disingenuous if not ignorant, but we can forgive OP, since it is Microsoft :)
It works, when vending (saving) you make: the machine (the app) vend (save/create) a drink (a file).
AMD has PSP, same bullshit. I’m not ARM ready either.
We can get around Intel ME?
Do car speedometers have miles/h or km/h?
Can I just sign a waiver making me financially liable if I fall for a phishing email? Seems easier.
I don’t know… first time I installed Fedora as a desktop experience, I was more like the windows user in this comic.
On every boot: “Oh, lets see if there are any updates! 1.2 GB, 150 packages need updating. No fucking way.”. It was just a shock, and I’ve managed my own headless Debian system for several years at that point.
She gets hers and he gets his. Wheres the problem?
Maybe ask her if you can do anything to replace the vibrator and when she says you can vibrate her clit with your dick at 50 Hz, you tell her to just use the vibrator.
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linuxmemes@lemmy.world•Which distro does each penguin from madagascar use?
56·3 months agoYou are all wrong. They all use Pingo Linux. An abandoned Slovenian linux distro. They’re running vulnerable software, but they don’t care, they’re penguins.
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Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•i love ai in my offline foss softwares that are still in beta
2·3 months agoYes, investing in non AI companies and avoiding indices which include AI. Lower risk/reward, more passive stance. Shorting is higher risk/reward, active stance against it.
Whats wrong with pale skin, dark hair and blood red lips? We cant all be tanned blonds, nor do we want to be!
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linuxmemes@lemmy.world•Finally correcting the Degoogling lists
9·3 months agoHeh, looks like Microsoft employed someone and just let them do whatever they wanted. So they fucked around and made a text editor in Rust. They even have an anime avatar on github. Definitely doesn’t smell like a microsoft project but hey… if a company feeds you, you gotta put their name on your project.
Never had an update break on headless Debian. Even when switching from 12 to 13. That shit is solid.
I’m getting used to arch on my main desktop and I still can’t figure out why the hell “sync” is the wording pacman uses for updating or why ‘y’ is refresh. Sync refresh upgrade my ass. I will admin, it is fast.
Never used them in my life and I’ve been machine computing over 25 years. Always one monitor, one desktop. I close shit I dont need regularly, I click on icons on the tab bar to get to the app I need. The tab bar is wide enough to hold like 30+ of them. Why do I need more than one desktop? Windows go over another, the tab bar shows everything I have open. Why switch? I never got it.
And someone has the audacity to tell me these are people.
I agree. Just need a table of even numbers. Oh and a table of odd numbers, of course, else you cant return the false… duh.


I thought it was interesting. Then I dropped out because programming was more fulfilling and I didn’t need to become a CS major to be a programmer.