Check with your doctor, you might have sleep apnea. It is well documented that sleep apnea can be the root cause of nocturnia.

Just exercise bro.

How else am I to justify my purchase of a widescreen monitor?

Sorry, Clojure is newer and fancier.

Same, my issue was resolved after I started taking 1mg of melatonin 20min before bed. Now I can just lie down, close my eyes and thats it.

The list of publicly traded influencers is very short.

It is usually only talked about in context of programming, it is implicit.

But I don’t NEED a wheel, I just need a tarp to put over this metal frame on my patio, and for some reason the tarp manufacturer attaches wheels and plane wings to it!?

I currently use Arch/X11/KDE with TigerVNC, I remember there being issues half a year ago when I last checked it.

The only thing stopping me from switching is the fact TigerVNC server doesn’t support it, I wouldn’t be able to LAN remote into my workstation.

Weren’t the allies putting off Hitler assassinations due to fear of him being replaced by someone more competent?

You can do that more efficiently by using abs(number).

This is why you have a shell company JUST for your employees that need to use Oracle.

Unless you have an even dumber dehumidifier that starts working the moment you plug it in.

The project itself is very boring. This is why I sprinkle in fun stuff on top of the project that devs will get to do once the boring part is done.

But oh no! We had just enough time to finish the “boring part” and no time for “the rest of the project”, darn it! :(

“We must first implement base functionality, then we will add all the auxiliary components.”

x months pass

“Alright, base functionality has been implemented and it works. Good job team, lets ship it!”