Tart.

Who says that?

Makes sense to me—Ubuntu forcing users to grab snap packages, and Canonical thinks it’s cute.

Why do bands need to voice a strong opinion on international politics?

This is some boomer level “hurr hurr” bullshit that is just patently not true. Keep giving Microsoft credit it doesn’t deserve.

Virtues have been signaled. Two saints enter, one lemming leaves.

Too late, she saw distro on your collar.

Dear god. We’re exposed.

Maybe I’m weird, but I prefer the animations. It feels more natural than things just popping into my view in my opinion.

“If I see you on the street, I’ll shoot you.”

That is the anus of an adept.

You joke, but we already know that simply using Linux gets you on an NSA watch list.

https://www.eweek.com/security/linux-lands-on-nsa-watch-list/

Memorize the kernel, stick your dick in the PCIe slot, I N S T A L L

I, too, shoplift my install USB’s. /s