At least they didn’t call it a suppository.

“GitHub just reached its 1 billionth suppository!!”

Not sarcasm, I was commenting on the number of installations.

…on billions of phones. How is that sad?

I used to use the OpenVMS file system for informal version control, while I was developing something and before it was ready to be committed to the repository.

Not if they’re moving quickly and not signalling their intent.