“Oh come on, Samson, it’s nothing you haven’t seen before.”

“He IS something I’ve never seen before!”

And Henry Blake paddled a liferaft onto the Tracy Ullman show.

Dreamcast: the first AI console.

It really was ahead on everything!

Yeah, buried at the end. Any style guide (or common sense) will tell you to expand an acronym the first time it comes up.

DRM has a much more commonplace meaning that has also been a contentious topic for FOSS development.

I level the same complaint about online newspapers that cover local politics without bothering to specify where the hell they are. ‘If you already knew then you’d plainly know.’ Okay, what if I fucking don’t? How does one divine this information? If I search for Greenville or Jackson County, is your podunk locale the first thing that comes up?

DRM here stands for Direct Rendering Manager, not intentionally broken software.

Hate when articles treat three-letter acronyms as obvious and unambiguous.

Suggesting that Gotham is fucked beyond their pay grade.

Costumed villainy might be the best of all possible worlds. Consider how many of them have doctorates!

I’ve seen Big Money Hustlas and Big Money Rustlas because of Homestuck.

Is that better or worse?

Joggers pay taxes, too. Do they get to run track along a 35 zone?

• Tweezers (1x)

• Shard (173,294x)

Sucked air through teeth.

Fucking hate that song. Write a second verse! Weird Al’s “Six Words Long” has more variety!

And the boys on the left are rocking those dresses.

Ten Responses To The Phrase “Man Up.”

This one got deep-fried in a hurry.

Scruffy, the janitor: “Seconded.”

C is dangerous like your uncle who drinks and smokes. Y’wanna make a weedwhacker-powered skateboard? Bitchin’! Nail that fucker on there good, she’ll be right. Get a bunch of C folks together and they’ll avoid all the stupid easy ways to kill somebody, in service to building something properly dangerous. They’ll raise the stakes from “accident” to “disaster.” Whether or not it works, it’s gonna blow people away.

C++ is dangerous like a quiet librarian who knows exactly which forbidden tomes you’re looking for. He and his… associates… will gladly share all the dark magic you know how to ask about. They’ll assure you that the power cosmic would never, without sufficient warning, pull someone inside-out. They don’t question why a loving god would allow the powers you crave. They will show you which runes to carve, and then, they will hand you the knife.

Doctor Rockso, hand sliding down: “I do AI.”

Serious question: is ChatGPT worse at ending stories than Stephen King?

Integrate DownThemAll, without fucking up existing installations of DownThemAll. Like how you uninstalled and blocked the Pocket plugin.

Allow blob:// videos to be saved normally. It’s just a file. I’m looking at it. Move it from memory to the hard drive.

Tab Mix Plus needs to be feasible again, with multi-row tabs that aren’t a hundred pixels wide. I want a grid of favicons. I don’t give one solitary shit how anyone else feels about that desire.

Aggressively commit to supporting adblockers. Browsers obey the user. Servers can send documents, and we will do with them as we please.