Well, figuratively.

“Ice Weasel. Love is the everchanging spectrum of a lie.”

Mozilla has been kinda stupid since the browser was also called Mozilla.

Nooo don’t you know this is fundamentally different from manually photoshopping the same joke?!

Confused, full of cheese, unsure of the day of the week

I guarantee you’ve been unironically smug about “only a sith deals in absolutes.”

Mask on, mask off.

An anime called Chargeman Ken where “animation” is a generous compliment. Some action shots are three frames long. Most shots are static - with one alternating mouth motion, when characters aren’t just framed, positioned, or turned to avoid animating them at all. But it works. You are watching a clear story take place. It’s not a radio drama or narration. The story is terrible, because these broke fools were animating every first draft that could fill twenty minutes, but events occur onscreen in a sequence that you can follow with your eyeballs.

And the result is some dramatic presentation. One episode starts with characters watching a Godzilla knockoff. Buildings take time to draw, so you get two frames of an upward angle conveying Cheapogodzilla’s size. When the hero bursts into a room for an accusation, they’re framed at a distance, to avoid animating their face. The show is rife with all this dynamic perspective and foreshortening that even cheap CGI today won’t do, because they think they have to fill the entire frame with someone’s head. Cartoons with budgets get flat presentation because they’re trying to be sitcoms and clearly show off nuance and subtlety. Making absolute garbage for a fraction of the price takes so much more creativity.

The Playstation started as an SNES add-on.

It’s object-oriented; you can assign this to a named variable.

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Javascript straddling the middle as usual.

“Use the torrents, damn!”

I’ve gotta be one of six people on Earth who learned about it from Clerks: The Animated series.

Your king!

Fairly relevant video from Your Dinosaurs Are Wrong: Air Hulks.

Please stop saying this.

There’s jobs you can do on a day of training, and there’s jobs that need six years of higher education to not kill people.

Same creator.

Well, that’s the soundtrack of my brain for the next week.

THE MOON