“The Epstein files contain the entirety of Project Gutenberg in twenty different fonts.”

What about you?

Fhourthi innit?

You can pry my T440 from my cold dead hands or, at the least, give me a bit of notice so I can fish out my X220. Or my X80. Or my other X220. Or my T420… I might have a problem.

That car is a '93-'98 Fiat Punto. Not sure if that helps.

'tis 'tism.

'tisism.

Your right.

Salad? Tossed. Eggs? Scrambled. Mind? Boggled.

Even an Oxford comma couldn’t save that one.

I’m gonna have a mailbox per device and the addresses will be deviceip@serverip. 10.254.17.5@145.80.205.19.

Most people tend to stay in the same room (or a neighbouring room) when they’re microwaving something. They could probably save on the cost of having a full-blown computer with wifi inside the microwave by just having the noisy thing from an alarm clock. But, ah, the fuck do I know?

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Generally speaking the customer is the one paying for the product. For a commercial TV station, the customer is the advertiser, not the audience. The audience is the product being sold. Like IKEA felling trees to build furniture, or Exxon pumping oil, the TV station makes programmes as part of the product manufacturing process.

Also, this is a reason why public service broadcasters need to be cherished.

Something, something, dihydrogen monoxide, something.