No, it’s angry you didn’t give it a little jacket, now it’s very cold and angy, so it’s trying to stab you.
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sbv@sh.itjust.worksto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Good model but with some flawsEnglish
85·3 months agoKnow your users.
I expect cultural references that make sense.
They could have just said “I love the smell of burning fascists in the morning”.
“I love the smell of fascists in the morning…”
That doesn’t even make sense. Napalm, yes. Fascists tho?
The princess is neither Sync nor Send.
sbv@sh.itjust.worksto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•the myth of the good tech giantEnglish
1·4 months agoWhat about Monsanto (Roundup) and Philip-Morris (lol)? You could probably include Dole. As well as the East India Company.
sbv@sh.itjust.worksto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Use this information wiselyEnglish
25·5 months ago
sbv@sh.itjust.worksto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Learning to program in rustEnglish
21·5 months ago?
AND MY AXE!
sbv@sh.itjust.worksto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Why make it complicated?English
11·6 months agoYour example didn’t mention the use of the function keyword. Instead, it seemed to be questioning the placement of the return type - placing it after the argument list seems pretty common in newer languages.
sbv@sh.itjust.worksto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Why make it complicated?English
15·6 months agoRust and TypeScript use the return-type-at-the-end convention as well.
sbv@sh.itjust.worksto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Why make it complicated?English
61·6 months agoIn modern BASIC variants, DIM has become a backronym: “declare in memory”.
TIL. I always thought it was a backronym for
declare in (yo) momma.
sbv@sh.itjust.worksto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Why make it complicated?English
44·6 months agoonly the linter gives a hoot - the interpreter will happily leave that footgun for later
sbv@sh.itjust.worksto
Rust@programming.dev•Ratatui - a Rust library for cooking up delicious TUIsEnglish
7·6 months agongl. Stuff like this makes me want to write a TUI. Is there a UI that I need? No. Are my existing needs met? Yes. But this stuff looks so cool.
sbv@sh.itjust.worksto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Ramsay's kitchen nightmares, but for software developmentEnglish
2·6 months agoI’ve got a lot of unassigned schadenfreude I could put to this.
sbv@sh.itjust.worksto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•When the requirements are "final"English
32·6 months agoI felt a great disturbance in the Roadmap, as if millions of unit tests suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.





I think it’s Rowan Atkinson.