another one from the archives
You have rust:
You spent a lot of time planning and simulating the perfect rescue plan, and perform a blazingly fast 🔥🚀 and perfect rescue,
But you bore the princess to death explaining why she should stop being a princess and instead become a knight that rescue princesses.
I love rust btw, but the cultist behaviour needs to stop.
You also don’t have armor, a sword, or a horse but there are crates you can use to get them! It’s important that the standard library not contain tools 90% of knights will require because writing and mainting tools is difficult so we should stick to the tried and true method of relying on some random guy in Nebraska to do it for us!
To be fair, the random guy in Nebraska is often part of the Rust core team. Like, it’s distributed as a separate library, allowing the library to make changes independently from the stdlib and to be replaced, if a better library emerges, but that doesn’t mean it’s necessarily of worse quality.
Having said that, yes, for some things you can’t find a library by someone from the Rust team and especially for newbies, it’s difficult to know which libraries are good and which not.
The princess is neither Sync nor Send.
And the princess doesn’t live long enough to be returned from the castle
But you can always get a deep copy of the princess, no?
Only if the crate she comes from has her properly exposed
Oh that might be the difficult part.
i dont even use rust and i hear more people complaining about rust than i hear rust users.
It might not be what you expected, but lisp did it
C too.
So did PHP
Expected
git, got multiple programming languages. Nice.git clone git@⏻_toggl:Goon%20Squad/CastleWithPrincess.git cd CastleWithPrincess git log git diff add-captured-princess^ add-captured_princess > ~/.cache/captured_princess_import.diff git reset --hard add-captured-princess^ git push --force cd ~/Documents/prince-home/ git clone git@kingdom:Prince/MyHome.git cd MyHome git apply ~/.cache/captured_princess_import.diff git commit -a -S -m "Your Majesty, the princess is now in your grace." git push systemctl start wait-for-munneys
I recently thought about this. Thanks for digging it up again!
Wait till you have to do it in brainfuck or whitespace
Reminder that “git” is not an acronym, so there’s no need to put it in all-caps unless you’re YELLING (which you might be).
