Oh I forgot about “fast loading.” I remember that being a thing, when people would talk about how small and optimized the html/javascript was.
I still remember waiting several minutes for web pages to load.
When I was a kid trying to play flash games on dial-up internet, I found they took almost exactly the same amount of time to load as it took for me to make and eat a sandwich. I ate a lot of sandwiches.
I feel like it still does sometimes, with some sites that feel like they are nearly a whole OS in themselves.
Oh my, my this here Anakin guy
Maybe Vader someday but now he’s just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Missed a rhyme
Ah oof thought it sounded funny
I also was always a big fan of
Very old, but gold
That reads like a description of the chatgpt start page. Just a prompt to start a conversation with a (mostly) helpful tool. But the moment they obtain absolute market dominance…
I don’t think it gets mentioned enough that their absolute market domination of streaming videos is worse than their search engine.
They are the worse, period
RIP
