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General_Effort@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · vor 4 Monaten

Is It Time Yet?

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Is It Time Yet?

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General_Effort@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · vor 4 Monaten
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    Wait, why?

    Don’t you get it? The lack of body hair allows for more efficient air/skin contact to keep you cool. It also reduces itchiness from the socks, which in turn, compress the legs and focus oxygenated blood flow on the brain and vital organs, promoting better code, like a fighter pilot’s compression suit. And all of that is necessary to help counter the cognitive losses incurred by the continuous arousal of wearing the buttplug.

    Couldn’t you just not wear the buttplug?

    Not…? I don’t understand. What do you mean?

    • dosuser123456 backup account@programming.dev
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      to be fair i feel like cooling should be on the head and torso instead of the feet, seems more effective (and necessary) that way

    • Buffalobuffalo@reddthat.com
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      To be fair, I have seen people with ADHD claim, Wearing a butt plug while doing mundane tasks somehow helps. I’m convinced they’re all trolls or in the pocket of big butt plug.

      • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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        Big butt plug, eh?

        • Akasazh@lemmy.world
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          Got u fam

          • Aganim@lemmy.world
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            Ah, good old Santa Claus. Also known as Kabouter Buttplug (Buttplug Gnome) for mysterious reasons.

            • Akasazh@lemmy.world
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              Yeah how did they come up with that name?

      • Valmond@lemmy.world
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        This must be scientifically tested!

      • zarkanian@sh.itjust.works
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        in the pocket of big butt plug.

        That isn’t a pocket

  • Ech@lemmy.ca
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    Ooohhh, so that’s what “vibe coding” is.

    • truthfultemporarily@feddit.org
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      Yeah you use buttplug.io and hook it up to your CI/CD pipeline.

  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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    So that’s why a lot of genAI company logo looks like buttholes…

  • SugarCatDestroyer@lemmy.world
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    deleted by creator

    • Boakes@lemmy.world
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      Alright now let’s all be careful about who we’re describing. I just haven’t gotten a haircut in a while…

  • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca
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    That’s goatse!

    • tomcatt360@lemmy.zip
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      Don’t Google that

      • scoobford@lemmy.zip
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        Nonsense, goatse has been a beloved activity for the whole family for decades. Gather the kids and grandparents together for your first viewing.

        • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz
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          Enhance your calm Satan.

  • xxce2AAb@feddit.dk
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    I usually hit the bottle, but I’m not about to criticize whatever works for you. If rubber duck debugging has been scientifically proven to work, I don’t see any valid argument against coding socks or smooth legs. Besides, those two things go together like insurance companies and arson or AI server farms and power supply cable cutting.

    A match made in heaven, in other words.

    • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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      https://xkcd.com/323/

    • lime!@feddit.nu
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      rubber dick debugging?

  • Morphit @feddit.uk
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    And here I am trying to maintain a BAC in the 0.129-0.138% range like a chump.

    • LordTrychon@sh.itjust.works
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      Respect the Ballmer curve…

  • Panties@lemmy.ca
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    I don’t understand this on so many levels…

    • markovs_gun@lemmy.world
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      It started as a joke about trans/cross dressing coders claiming that their feminine knee high socks were “programming socks” to assist in coding when found by roommates and then somehow it became the idea that all of this stuff was necessary for programming

  • goatinspace@feddit.org
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    That’s how kde, mozilla, gnome, librewolf, matrix, etc devs are working and proud of it.

  • shiroininja@lemmy.world
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    It vibrates when you have a bug

    • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Or when cargo-mommy decides you have been a good programmer and needs to give you a reward

    • Valmond@lemmy.world
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      Tries to compile windows, dies of sexual exhaustion.

  • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works
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    Ugh, sounds like a Monday morning :(

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