Why call it ADHD when you can call it oh fuck it’s already midnight

To the tune of “pants on the ground”?

I do hair and used to work at a retirement facility. There was a retired Texas state trooper with Alzheimer’s named Floyd who got a buzz cut every month. He was so out of it that every time I used the clippers on him he’d start swatting the air around his head and would swear, “Goddamn bees!”

I relate to this too much.

My frontal lobes are a unicycle and the devil rides its pedals.

And meds are like that little pot of smoke that makes the bees fall asleep and the buzzing fade

I have bees in my head and wasps on my porch.

got BEEES InMy HeAeAD

Bees in the corn, bees taco man meat!

NOT THE BEES

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